Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Rachel)

Introducing Rachel from Northeastern.  Well hello Joey Potter!   Seriously Rachel does a better Katie Holmes in her prime than Katie Holmes did.   And not to make anybody nervous or anything but before Katie Holmes got “Cruised”  she was on my top 10 hottest chicks in the world list.   Just saying.. 

Girl on Girl: Kimberly Heart and Jessica Vaugn

When I think about great asses, Kim comes to mind. Not JUST Kim Kardashian, but Kim Heart too! I met Kimberly Heart in the middle of 2010 for a lighting and retouching seminar we both modeled for. I didn’t know what to expect, but five minutes into the day, as I was doing her hair and makeup in a cramped hotel bathroom, we really hit it off! Ever since that day this Italian beauty has been a JV fave. Since then we’ve shot together again and really made some great pictures, people call us the twins!! (Go see for yourself!)

Shannon Twins Pictures

 

Where You’ve Seen Her/Them: The Shannon twins are playmates and probably the hottest set of twins the male population knows of.  And if that didn’t get any more epic for you, Karissa now has the most epic Sex tape of all Celebrity Sex Tapes.  Vivid Entertainment…please do your magic.  Karissa…thank you very much.

 

Pointless Quote: "While I was out of town my dog Ambrocious was taken by the coyotes!

 

Sofia Vergara supposedly got naked and ran down Sunset Blvd

Producers of the hit show Modern Family took out ads in the trade papers claiming that if their show won the Emmy, actress Sofia Vergara would get naked and streak down Sunset Boulevard. Obviously it was kind of a joke, but many are still waiting for the buxom Colombian to strip down and make good on the promise.

Candice Swanepoel just being sexy without her shirt on

Man, I wish that was my bedroom...

Taylor Swift’s bikini is a tad conservative

I saw these photos of Taylor Swift in a bikini a couple days ago, but I hesitated to post them because, well, they kind of suck. But it is a woman, a famous woman, that many of you like, in a bikini (sort of), so today I decided “What the hell?” and put them out there for whatever enjoyment you might get out of them. Besides, who here isn’t getting a little tired of seeing teenagers all slutted up anyway? Yes, that’s me, complaining about females slutting it up. I think I may actually be developing some… ethics… *shudder*

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Zoe Saldana is still relevant, sexy

Need some help with those laces there, Zoe?