Happy Cinco de Mayo! Meet Vanessa Huppenkothen!

Okay, I’m not exactly sure that Vanessa Huppenkothen is Mexican. In fact, there’s a real good chance she isn’t. Then again she did pose all sexy-like with her friend, Major Cleavage, for this month’s Max magazine which is published in Mexico and she did participate in Nuestra Belleza México for Distrito Federal in 2007. Close enough! I also think she may have something to do with Mexican TV, maybe a hostess or something.

This Week’s Most Talked About Phone

It’s not the new iPhone, it’s this lucky gadget with the best view in the house.

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Esther Baxter

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Taco Belle: Keeley Hazell

Age: 22

Kate Upton’s killer curves hit the runway

I don't know how that strap managed to stay in one piece...

The Sexy Photography of Tasya van Ree, Amber Heard’s Girlfriend

Girlwatching news of the day, and arguably the month or year, is that sexy movie star Amber Heard is a lesbian. Her girlfriend, Tasya van Ree, takes erotic pictures in what seems to our untrained eye a bit of an Ellen-von-Unwerth-ish vein. You know what this means — naked photos of Amber Heard are all but inevitable. For now, enjoy some PG-13 samples of Tasya’s fine work — for more and naughtier stuff visit TasyaVanRee.com. You can also buy prints there.

Lyndsy Fonseca looks like a really good actress

I may have to actually figure out what channel the CW is...

The Emmys happened [61 sexy celebrity photos]

As you know by now, The 2010 Emmy Awards took place last night.

Miss COED: Jana B

4By COED Staff Typically most of our Miss COED models hail from either Florida or California so I was really excited to feature this sexy 33-year-old from  Hackensack, New Jersey today. As you’ll see from the pictures she’s got a rockin’ body and was even a Maxim Hometown Hottie finalist a few years back. Want to be a Miss COED?! Submit your pics to models@teamcoed.com

AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH EVA MENDES

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Cristina del Basso: At Last, a Tiger Woods Mistress We Can Get Behind

A Black Tie Affair

There were times when you wondered if the other kids at school were your friends because your family had money. For the most part, that was true, but not for the reasons you think. We would have gladly passed on the rides in your Cadillac convertible and all the free concert tickets, as long as your parents remained members of the yacht club.

Elle Liberachi’s 25 Sexiest Photos For Her 25th Birthday

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Karolina Kurkova looks good on the runway

We don’t cover nearly enough fashion shows here at Guyism.com (mostly because we are never invited… hello?! fashion people!) so I thought that these photos of Karolina Kurkova at, hang on a sec…. the Elie Saab Fashion Show… were worth a look. It has nothing to do with the fact that the dress is kind of see-through. Nothing at all.

Paris Hilton Topless Again

Paris Hilton was on a yacht in her bikini and got so relaxed (or high) she took her top off. This is nothing new to Paris. She loves being naked and her entire career is based on her either being naked or getting banged.The funniest part about these pics is that all the people with Paris are acting like it s a big deal to see her topless. I've seen the leaked videos that were found in Paris's old storage unit. If you hang with Paris on any regular basis it is an event when she actually has clothes on. Link