You can tell a lot about a girl by what she’s drinking, but sometimes that beverage that she’s sipping, chugging, or slurping down may not be sending the message that she thinks it’s sending. Here’s What Her Drink Really Says About Her:
Cheap Beer
What She Thinks It Says: I’m a tough woman. I’m not high-maintenance, and I like to party. Just gimme a sixer of PBR and a filthy back patio, and I’m good to go.
What It Really Says: My college boyfriend was in a shitty band, so I got used to cheap, crappy parties. For $7.50, you can probably get me drunk enough to go home with you, but I’m definitely gonna throw up on something of yours.
Pick-Up Line You Should Use: "Hey. My bed has a matress on it. Pretty fancy, huh? Let’s go f*ck."
Expensive Beer
What She Thinks It Says: I’ve been drinking for a while. I’m sophisticated enough to be selective, but I’m still down-to-earth enough to be content with beer. Plus, expensive beer tastes better than crappy mixed drinks.
What It Really Says: I like fancy glasses.
Pick-Up Line You Should Use: "Somebody in my family is remotely German. Wanna look at some heirlooms and f*ck?"
Wine
