Guyism After Dark: Oh my… goodness…

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Elizabeth Hurley Yo Dona Spain (May 2010)

Elizabeth Hurley keeps showing off her amazing body! Yo Dona magazine decided to feature Elizabeth in a hot spread for their May 2010 issue.

Jenny McCarthy has still got mad skills

Wow. I didn’t know Jenny McCarthy could still bring it like this. Here she is at some recent Playboy party and my goodness that is impressive. Oh sure, she may be a rather annoying human being, but who cares when a babe looks like this, am I right? These photos should be required to appear in the dictionary under the word “cougar”. Seriously. Let’s make that happen, people.

Guyism After Dark: Milla, Catherine, or Candice???

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Take your pick: Milla, Catherine, or Candice???

Guyism After Dark: Natalia, Pamela, or Rosie???

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Take your pick: Natalia, Pamela, or Rosie???

Topless Blonde with Big Hanging Boobs

Topless Blonde with Big Hanging Boobs and open legs.  Simply delicious!

Who is Miley Cyrus’ manager, Jack Kevorkian?

Miley Cyrus is either going to be the richest woman in the world or living in a cardboard box in the Ozarks somewhere by the time she is 30.

Miss COED: Alinna Penta

3By COED Staff If you’re a regular reader of Playboy.com you might recognize Alinna as their Cyber Girl for the Month in August 2008 (NSFW link). Along with her Playboy feature she recently won a few modeling contests for Maxim and Coors Light. The 25-year-old new Yorkers star is on the rise so keep an eye out. Want to be a Miss COED?! Submit your pics to models@teamcoed.com

We Like to See Girls of This…Caliber

Miss USA Rima Fakih hangs out with the New York Mets

Smokin hot Miss USA Rima Fakih made a pre-game appearance at Citi Field yesterday. Judging from the pictures it appears that MORE: Before becoming Miss USA, Rima Fakih also hit a stripper pole for a Detroit morning radio show a) Mets shortstop Jose Reyes was more than a bit distracted showing her around b) He gave her a hands-on tutorial c) She handles the bat pretty well for a beauty queen PICTURE: See CNN.com’s odd, slightly racist reaction to Rima Fakih winning the Miss USA crown

Jessica Biel walks her dog, adjusts her pants

I’m not exactly sure what Jessica Biel is trying to accomplish in the photo above but I like the direction it is heading. Sadly this is the Jessica Biel we’ve become accustomed to, all sloppy and dressing like a guy, as opposed to looking all hot in a skirt and stockings. This just further reminds me that being a hot woman sure would make my life easier. I mean, what does she do, one movie a year, maybe?

Reese Witherspoon Covers Glamour (January 2011)

Reese Witherspoon stuns in January 2011 issue of Glamour Magazine. Inside the magazine, Reese opens up about her divorce from Ryan Phillippe, how dating current boyfriend (and non-actor) Jim Toth is a relief, and what she'd recommend for anyone going through a divorce.

Hot Body of Gisele Bundchen in Bikini

Brazilian models are the best and Gisele Bundchen is here to prove it. Here she is back in Rio and walking around in this tiny bikini. One word – howtness!

 

Irina Shayk Getting Naked Again

This Intimissimi lingerie company is really starting to close the gap with Victoria's Secret because of the ladies they have posing in their bras and panties like Irina Shayk, Bianca Balti, Diana Morales, and Candice Boucher. Mostly though it's because of Irina. (She was voted #1 after all.)

Best Bobs for Round Faces

The best bobs for round faces happen to be any of them that frame the face. With a round face, it is hard to find hairstyles that work because generally round faces are chubbier than the other face shapes. We want our hair to flatter our appearance, not have it stand out our flaws even more. A bob cut that would be really nice for such a shape, is a layered bob that is flipped inward toward the face. If the bangs are as long as the hair, cut them so they aren't and have them straightened to cover one's forehead. This will give the face a smaller, thinner look.

Patriots Draft Odds

Scenario 1: Patriots trade down. Odds: 3:2
This has been the conventional wisdom ever since the NFL swindled the Patriots of their own No. 1 (31st over all) and the San Francisco pick netted them the No. 7. Last year's No. 7 was Adrian Peterson, who cost the Vikings $17 million in guaranteed money. This year it will likely be $18 mil. Since the Pats wouldn't pay Asante Samuel $20 mil, it doesn't seem very Piolichickian that they'd pay that much to an unknown commodity.

Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Northeastern Twins)

Introducing Sarah and Steph, the Northeastern twins! I don't know why but whenever we get a set of twins sent to us I start giggling like school child. I'll take hot twins over a Beanpot championship every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

Do you know any hot twins? Or just hot girls in general? Send them our way to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com

 

 

Interlude: Duck, woman!

NHL: Detroit police: Chair swung by Ducks GM hit woman
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SITE NEWS: This week is “Guyism Opinions” week

A couple weeks ago we put out a call to action to Team Guyism out there and asked for your submissions to get the opportunity to be seen by Guyism’s three million monthly readers. This week, we introduce the cream of the crop of the mountain of applications we got to populate our fully realized “Guyism Opinions” section.

Cute Wife in a Black Bra and Red Corset

Cute Wife in a Black Bra and Red Corset showing off her soft and creamy cleavage.

Guess That Ass

 

Hilary Duff wears nerd glasses, has impressive cleavage

Hilary Duff made my most overrated women list, but today we see one way in which she can get off of it: By sporting some luscious cleavage that almost makes me overlook her Poindexter glasses. Nice to see that the potential is still there for this hockey WAG.

Miss COED: Samantha Adrianna Diaz

4 This 21-year-old Arizona hottie might not be the most well-known model on the block. But when you’re this hot, it’s only a matter of time. In addition to getting sexy for the camera, Samantha enjoys writing, listening to bands like Yeah Yeah Yeahs and MGMT and has pretty good taste in movies. We’re not saying she’s perfect – but you might!

Popular Hairstyles for Brides with Short Hair

Brides with short hair can find flattering hairstyles that are perfect for their wedding day – the hair does not have to be long to create elaborate updos! Many brides are beginning to realize this as stylists are coming up with versatile hairstyles that can be created for hair that is short and cut in a style that is close to the head, ranging to hair that is just below the jaw line – in curly as well as straight hairstyles that are considered to be short.There are many hairstyles that can be created for short hair.

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