So I guess this Bongo company thinks that Audrina Patridge is going to provide them with the path to more sales and riches beyond their wildest dreams. That or she came cheap, has a nice rack, and they figured, “Eh, what the hell?” One of those things. I’m not sure whether I am happy or upset with this development. On one hand I am always down for seeing a tall skinny babe with a nice set of fake cans in a bikini, but on the other hand it puts us so much further from the inevitable ‘leaked’ sex tape that I am sure would be forthcoming if people stopped paying attention to Audrina. Oh well, the reality is she got this job and her hooters look good in these outfits so I am going to focus on the positive. It’s just how I roll.
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